May 2012
May 1st
15,822 notes
When I pass a test I didn't study for
ratherdielaughing:
May 1st
85,551 notes
May 1st
12,476 notes
May 1st
150,815 notes
I want a nice body, but then like… food.
May 1st
97,551 notes
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: I can't make gifs.
May 1st
144,936 notes
Kid I babysit: There's a monster under my bed!!
Me: That's silly, there's no such thing as mo...
Me: OH GOD IT'S TEARING MY ARM!
Me: Kidding. He only eats kids.
Me: Good night.
May 1st
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May 1st
123,218 notes
May 1st
1,497 notes
May 1st
155,208 notes
May 1st
25,135 notes
April 2012
Apr 30th
32,470 notes
Apr 30th
401,120 notes
Apr 30th
3,158 notes
Apr 30th
5,855 notes
Don't mess with me when I'm eating
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
1,882 notes
Apr 30th
41,239 notes
Apr 29th
45,352 notes
Apr 29th
217,877 notes
Apr 29th
8,210 notes
white teenagers: nigga
Apr 29th
5,304 notes
Apr 29th
71,983 notes
skinny people: eats everything loses weight
me: stares at almond gains 10lbs
Apr 29th
732 notes
Apr 29th
30,127 notes
Apr 29th
590,559 notes
Apr 29th
55,683 notes
Apr 29th
56,350 notes
Apr 29th
31,644 notes
Apr 29th
42,753 notes
Apr 29th
224,210 notes
Apr 29th
129,867 notes
Apr 29th
12,489 notes
Apr 29th
75,214 notes
Apr 29th
36,978 notes
The first time I go into someones house: →
lulz-time:  
Apr 29th
93,057 notes
Apr 29th
4,531 notes
Apr 29th
358,604 notes
Apr 29th
2,095 notes
Apr 29th
59,949 notes
Apr 29th
31,954 notes
Apr 29th
210,542 notes
Apr 29th
161,058 notes
Apr 29th
140 notes
Apr 29th
127,756 notes
Apr 29th
115,989 notes
Apr 29th
28,520 notes
Apr 29th
1,109 notes
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
150,068 notes