May 2012
When I pass a test I didn't study for
ratherdielaughing:
I want a nice body, but then like… food.
Me: That'd make a great gif.
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Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: I can't make gifs.
Kid I babysit: There's a monster under my bed!!
Me: That's silly, there's no such thing as mo...
Me: OH GOD IT'S TEARING MY ARM!
Me: Kidding. He only eats kids.
Me: Good night.
April 2012
Don't mess with me when I'm eating
white teenagers: nigga
skinny people: eats everything loses weight
me: stares at almond gains 10lbs
The first time I go into someones house: →
lulz-time: