what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
a pastatute
how many people unfollowed you because of this
20
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live.love.laugh - but mostly laugh.
zahra & alysa
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idontunderstandfishingmetaphors:
me sophomore year (age 15) -> junior year (16)
it gets better kids
How did you even
What science is this
Can i count this as the most notes ive gotten on a selfie
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What’s the difference between a piano and a fish
One is an inanimate object used for musical purposes while the other is a water inhabiting vertebrate
you can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish
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Me after 15 minutes of studying
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looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year
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i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us
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I cant. omg
Can never not reblog
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Everyone is cute, they just may not be YOUR kind of cute. But they’re cute to someone, and that thought alone is adorable.
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when light reflects on ur phone and u think that u got a message
damn, u talk some deep shit man
its a gift really
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if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen
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